Only on our premium plan this Super Dog, Named Vlad, is shipped to you with incredible training and superhuman like powers of concentration. Just look at his focus. He has incredible instagram stats featuring over 12,000 followers who he entertains daily by generally looking impressive. He once balanced a kibble on his nose for a full 32 hours.
This premium dog will only be shipped to premium humans, He is not much impressed with small talk or squeaky toys but he does enjoy a sophisticated T-Bone and civilized strolls in the park. To prove you are a civilized human sign up to our Premium subscription at $199.99 per month.